Brain-Pollution

Getting Your Political Beliefs From Social Media.
As a Very Wise Woman Once Said:
"Like Pollution, It Seeps Into The Air And It's Everyones' Problem"

Similar To The Original Meaning To Brain-Rot, Where It Meant Getting Your Political Beliefs From Books

Person: "Social Media Has Such Manufactured Beliefs, Such Brain-Pollution"

by Kapper Kneesocks November 22, 2025

Pollution

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.

he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.

bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.

Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution

by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025

satisfaction pollution

The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.

After flying with Delta, they dumped two weeks of their satisfaction pollution on me

by dr-factor February 4, 2020

newsfeed pollution

When a "friend" decides to troll or duly express themselves several times within a short amount of time on Facebook, thereby appearing in consecutive posts.

This tends to raise ragemetere very fast when you're trying to creep on some hot wimminz.

Chester: There's a reason China doesn't have facebook..
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!

DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.

by phoreals August 22, 2011

audio pollution

When someone talks very rapidly about things you have little understanding, it's like the sound of an unwanted radio playing music that doesn't appeal to you.

His relentless ramble was a form of audio pollution.

by HookBeak66 September 15, 2022

Recreational pollution

Pollution generated through non-emergency activities for pleasure or amusement which can be expressed through toxic exhaust, loud noise, contamination or disruption of soils and waterways, and sudden changes to a temperature or natural light within a native ecosystem. Examples include: airline travel, use of internal combustion engines, two-stroke boat motors, snowmobiles, ATV’s, recreational space travel, fireworks, light, loud music, etc. Limits to this variety of pollution, is regulated in some regions for the preservation of natural habitats and also can be determined and set by individuals with regard to their conscious awareness of the negative impacts caused from such activities.

Humans with disposable income have a greater capacity of contributing to recreational pollution.

by kin con verde April 7, 2024

emotional pollution

Noun. A distracting and excessive cloud of feelings that surrounds a complainer and overcasts an event. May include complaints drenched in anger or grief, but not a physical solution. Used to push others away with its feckless toxicity.

--He could have done his homework, but instead just spent an hour complaining about it. The air was so thick with emotional pollution, I just had to get out of there.

--I think she had a problem with my attitude, but I couldn't care less. She just babbled emotional pollution of "blah blah blah." Some people live to perfect their outrage.

by UGiveUp2 November 11, 2017