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poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
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planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011
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Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
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plankdriving

When someone wins a competition or sporting event in a very convincing fashion it can be described as a "Plankdriving"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"
Did you see that soccer match yesterday? It was a total plankdriving
by f1Freed May 14, 2021
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Planktussy

Plankton pussy

I don't even know where people would find this useful
Planktussy
by James McGill July 5, 2022
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duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
by skanketeer March 14, 2009
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Pk-plonk

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 3, 2021
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