That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
Get the poot plank mug.Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011
Get the planking mug.by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
Get the Plank Wank mug.When someone wins a competition or sporting event in a very convincing fashion it can be described as a "Plankdriving"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"
by f1Freed May 14, 2021
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by James McGill July 5, 2022
Get the Planktussy mug.One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).
1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."
"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."
"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."
"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
by skanketeer March 14, 2009
Get the duckin planks mug.The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 3, 2021
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