Poncewobble

verb; a sibling who hordes sweets

Sister: Eats easter eggs
Brother: Stop being a poncewobble

by Flan fan 86 May 28, 2022

Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008

eric ponce

Eric ponce is a pussy boy tht tried to jump Carlos instead of fighting himself like a man Eric ponce likes to suck dick and is known as transgender because he acts like a little bitch but has a dick so it makes him trans he is also a little fuck boy

Eric ponce is a pussy boy tht will suck yo dick for 5 dollars

by Young dagger fish December 28, 2018

vonce ponce

Someone of vast character, coupled with smart ass behavior.

"yo that richie can do anything ... but he talks like he knows everything too... dudes a vonce ponce."
"that vonce ponce picked up my girl and then made me okay with it."

by marksaidso June 24, 2019

Jeremy Poncebum

Wacky, smooth, cool cat Tom Looney whenever he feels like doing some improv.

“Jeremy Poncebum” ~ Tom Looney

by lolololol420bleze March 13, 2021

David ponce vazquez

A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)

“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”

by Iheartvina June 11, 2023

Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023