National Orgasm Society

An International Society for the promotion and enhancement of Orgasms.

National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1

Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm

by Jack Bozdog July 1, 2006

Laughing Orgasm

The Strange Phenomena Of Breaking Into Laughter During Orgasm, Often Without Explanation. Can Occur During Masturbation Or Sexual Intercourse.

"I Was Beating Off Last Night And I Ended Up Having A Laughing Orgasm."

by Collin Jones October 10, 2005

instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

Orgasm

An Orgasm, like a Heart Attack, is an intense series of involuntary muscle contractions commonly followed by a long, deep sleep.

She got on top and started grinding, then all of a sudden she started to scream. I couldn't tell if she was having a heart attack or an orgasm.

by YouPorn Jude January 18, 2012

orgasm

something my boyfriend cant give me

babe go harder i wanna orgasm
dude i just busted

by angelface209 March 4, 2017

orgasm

when your whole body tingles and explodes as your toes start to become numb and you gasp for breath

i was home one night alone and i was so unbeleivably horny. i sat on my bed, running my hands all over my body, throwing my head back as i pushed my fingers inside myself. The slow motion soon turned into a fast one and i moaned louder and louder as i felt pleasure run through my body. At that moment, my fingers found my g-spot and i screamed as my vagina pulsed around my fingers, now wet as ever.
The next morning my boyfriend came home and i was still horny from the night before. I got him up against the wall and kissed his neck, kissing lower and lower down his body, i undone his trousers and kissed his cock gently. I put the tip of his cock in my mouth and sucked slowly, getting it nice and wet. i put his cock further down my throat and began to move my head back and forth faster and faster, rubbing his balls as i did this. I moaned and looked up at him, it made me so horny to see him so pleasured. i then ran my hands along his hard abs. I gagged just enough that my throat could close up on his cock just the slightest to give him maximum pleasure and he exploded in orgasm. i then smiled as i swallowed every last drop, licking his cock to make sure id got it all.

by kaitem December 29, 2009

Ruined Orgasm

When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.

Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.

by Penisking May 24, 2009