obese

Is a condition which reslults in someone loving their food too much.

That person is obese because they love their food

by Laurah February 6, 2005

Obesed

When you eat entirely too much that you make yourself painfully sick.

I obesed myself today at the buffet"

by FattyGparanoiawilldestroyya October 31, 2011

Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

by Meech March 28, 2005

obese nipples

huge boobs that I wanna suck on.

Ted "Woah look at those obese nipples.
John "Yeah"

by Tori123456789 May 19, 2010

obese

Being morbidly overweight and fat; lack of physical activity

25 percent of obese children do not get exercise.

by lpsgirl426 February 17, 2015

Mentally Obese

To eat as much shit as you like and never put on any weight.

"Dude, your like, Mentally Obese or something"

"Yeah, ya jealous?"

"Damn straight"

by HotBitch January 2, 2006

Obese Eagle

It's where a fat chick drags your nose through her vag while doing the chicken dance over you in a squatting position with her arms out and flapping.

Last night I got really drunk, I woke up to this fat chick. I think she gave me an obese eagle...

by Jackylegs July 10, 2014