oats

Northern slang for nailing some kive. Predominantly used by charlie big spuds after ten cans of stella and a test-tube of jagermeister or five.

"I wanna get my oats with Charlene Krank."

by Monkey Handler November 22, 2004

oats

a stupid name.

oats is gay.

by Idle January 27, 2004

OATS

Abbreviation for Old-Ass Technologies. This term is most commonly used when referring to old proprietary electronics or computer systems.

I don't touch that stuff. Those are OATS issues for the old farts.

by Xtoff December 17, 2008

Oats

An ounce of any form of marijuana.

Do you think you could tick me a couple oats?

by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010

feeling oats

you are being like a child, rowdy, restless

Hey jim. Stop feeling oats!

by billdaskid March 7, 2011

oansy

A pansy in disguise, trying to be something you're not.

"Man, he seems so tough but really I think he's more of an oansy."

by Eriiic March 25, 2008

Oatsthegoats

Oatsthegoats, also called The Oat, is the king of oatmeal. He will arrive before you if you eat your oatmeal wrong and proceed to punish the sh*t outta you. He secretly likes to play krunker and isn't the worst player. He joined a cool community called cosmo and now plays alongside with a bunch of others, these people include, Yello, ZecoG, Genchy, Kyozi, and many more. He is generally a shitter but he does have his share of "pop-offs". U can call someone an "Oatsthegoats" if they eat oatmeal with real finesse and plays krunker like an idiot. "oatsthegoats" may be quite stupid at some point but he is quite respected, (not that ppl want to respect him but they have to or else "oatsthegoats " will crucify them)

yoo i met an oatsthegoats today, he's a complete weirdo :0

by PreferablyAnon September 11, 2020