by bonerdildo3000 July 26, 2022
Get the Ortherner mug.confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.
David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017
Get the david ortiz salas mug.One of the most boring places around Michigan but you can always find some fun shit to do by getting really fucked up... also probably home to one of the worst academic institutes in America....BHS
by kmccc March 2, 2011
Get the Ortonville mug.The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
by thebest212 May 12, 2009
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Get the Orto mug.Orth (v.): To become a social pariah by posting idiotic or polarizing comments on the internet.
Derived from the, as of April of 2013, recent onslaught of stupidity of former Microsoft executive Adam Orth over twitter in which he insulted critics, antagonized customers, dumped several tonnes of negative PR on his bosses desks, and generally failed at making nice-nice with the other schoolyard children.
Derived from the, as of April of 2013, recent onslaught of stupidity of former Microsoft executive Adam Orth over twitter in which he insulted critics, antagonized customers, dumped several tonnes of negative PR on his bosses desks, and generally failed at making nice-nice with the other schoolyard children.
by Mr. Surtr April 13, 2013
Get the Orth mug.-Son of wrestling legend Cowboy Bob Orton (who was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year, 2005) from St. Louis, Missouri.
-3rd generation wrestler who first appeared on RAW and used to be in a group called Evolution with HHH, Batista, and Ric Flair.
-Now has moved on to SmackDown! due to the annual draft lottery switches.
-Gimmick was "The Legend Killer" where he went around proving himself by attacking WWE legends like Mick Foley...that gimmick came to an end when Randy repeatedly kept losing to undefeatable legende The UnderTaker.
-Finishing move is also his initials:RKO=Randy Keith Orton, Randy Knock Out.
-Good friends with WWE wrestlers, John Cena and Brock Lesnar (whom he trained with in OVW)and Mark Jindrak.
-Seems to be a fan favorite of female fans as many females have screamed loudly for him at arena events and lined up all around to see him during autograph signings.
-Youngest champion ever in WWE history (he beat Brock Lesnar to it-Brock was 24 years old when he beat The Rock back in SummerSlam 2002.
-3rd generation wrestler who first appeared on RAW and used to be in a group called Evolution with HHH, Batista, and Ric Flair.
-Now has moved on to SmackDown! due to the annual draft lottery switches.
-Gimmick was "The Legend Killer" where he went around proving himself by attacking WWE legends like Mick Foley...that gimmick came to an end when Randy repeatedly kept losing to undefeatable legende The UnderTaker.
-Finishing move is also his initials:RKO=Randy Keith Orton, Randy Knock Out.
-Good friends with WWE wrestlers, John Cena and Brock Lesnar (whom he trained with in OVW)and Mark Jindrak.
-Seems to be a fan favorite of female fans as many females have screamed loudly for him at arena events and lined up all around to see him during autograph signings.
-Youngest champion ever in WWE history (he beat Brock Lesnar to it-Brock was 24 years old when he beat The Rock back in SummerSlam 2002.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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