Skip to main content

Nonusexual

An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.

In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual

Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
mugGet the Nonusexual mug.

cartel del noreste

Un cartel que nacio en nuevo laredo tamps.htx to nuevo laredo alv 713
Ay va el cartel del noreste bien pilas pal punto
by Tunkamonhydro June 4, 2019
mugGet the cartel del noreste mug.
Related Words
Norus norussy norks nojus Nerus norgs Norse Nonus norns naruslove

norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs
'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"
by Davey June 19, 2006
mugGet the norks mug.

nerusy

at nerusy convention, mike hooked up with 5 different girls
by naoms March 29, 2007
mugGet the nerusy mug.

Chuck Noris

You better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!
its spelt Chuck Norris not Chuck noris, id tell you to run but there's no point, he will find you!
by jobflobadobyob January 14, 2011
mugGet the Chuck Noris mug.

Norse

An insult for someone who is just generally an idiot.

Originating from Birmingham in the UK
"Omigod, Mary Kate Olsen is such a norse"

Girl 1: "She asked me how to spell orange!"
Girl 2: "What a norse"
by E Crawford May 16, 2009
mugGet the Norse mug.

norks

Women's breasts.

Origin unknown, but in common use in Australia for many years.
"At Helene's party, during which her sensational norks are practically on the table among the sweetmeats...." Clive James, The Observer, 22 Oct 1972. (Clive James is an expat Aussie working in the UK.)
by Terry Walker September 8, 2004
mugGet the norks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email