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When you believe you are getting a bonus, but instead you get nothing.
So did you hear, the company decided to hand out nonuses this year.
Nonus by jaysnoop April 13, 2009
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STEVE: "Hey Joe, I heard your company didn't do as well this year. Did you still get a bonus?"

JOE: "We got a nonus this year"
Nonus by decu68 August 6, 2010
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An extra thing, often called a "bonus" with no positive gain.
Wisdom teeth are a nonus.
Nonus by Jake54124 March 4, 2022
A group that tries to disprove the relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart by claiming they believe they are just friends or a PR couple. They don't use facts, truth or logic in their reasoning. They just refuse to accept because of their dislike of the pairing. Usually due to their obsession of Robert Pattinson and jealousy of Kristen Stewart.
I kiss, hug, and visit my guy friends in other countries ALL THE TIME! Doesn't make us a couple! -Nonsten

Robert Pattinson is the most genuine, real, awesome, down to Earth person in Hollywood. He was just seen with Kristen Stewart this morning? Must be PR! -Nonsten
Nonsten by logicalrobfan August 24, 2010

Total Nonstop Ass 

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.
Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.
Total Nonstop Ass by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013

anti-nonsemitism 

To be proactively against anything and anyone who is non semetic
Semites typically practice anti-nonsemitism by default.
anti-nonsemitism by AcePK June 24, 2014
A pathetic 10 year old girl, or middle aged woman, who fails to accept that Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart.

They also believe one day, they will fuck Robert Pattinson.
They're not kissing in the photo, they fell and tripped into each others mouths" - Nonsten
Nonsten by hornyharry100 August 16, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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