Nonce

Shakil from economics

You see that guy Shakil from economics. He’s a right nonce!

by saafiiyaa October 14, 2018

Nonce

Danny Rushton is one of the UK's biggest nonces

Liam: Oi cunt, you heard about that nonce Danny Rushton?
Daniel: Yeah, doesn't he shag year 7s?

by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019

Nonce

A British word meaning pedophile/rapist.

"That Kirsten girl is such a nonce"

by Omgkirstencatewrotethishowfun December 2, 2019

nonce

(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.

I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

Nonce

A person that has no shame in doing something bad or stupid in general

No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!

by Sir. Wankalot May 7, 2020

Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

Nonce

Jill Hudson

Jill Hudson is a nonce

by Rain Katie December 10, 2019