contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contact-shy

Afraid to initiate physical contact. Standoffish in most social situations but always talking a big game.

He's always talking about asking her out, but never does. He's contact-shy.

He made the football team but quit when he got hit. He must be contact-shy.

by Tiberius Newman August 15, 2021

butt contact

When two partners get together and use a device to connect both butts together.

A lonley old man meets a prostitute in a bowling alley, you know there's going to be some serious butt contact going on.

by Hugrew June 23, 2017

no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

ass contact

When you look at one's ass when they walk by you.

Hey man u listening?
Yeah, sorry I had some ass contact with Jane
Haha, it's okay

by thanospet October 21, 2011

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love

That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number

by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021