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necking turds

Used to accuse someone of having remarkably bad breath
Dude, get out of my personal space, smells like you've been necking turds.
by Stuntdoug December 26, 2007
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Rubber Necking

After the act of Anal penetration with a prophylactic, you remove the Condom and slap it against the back on the neck of your partner heightening the pleasure.
I got done taggin that ass and I gave her some rubber necking makin her scream more!
by J.Engleberry January 18, 2008
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rubber necking

Euphemism used by the euroraepean people, to surreptiously confuse the act of motorists, gaping at traffic accidents with enough intensity to slow down progression and clog traffic arteries, with the more nefarious act, of gaining proximal social cohesion and integrity, via thepleasures of viewing disaster spectacles, communally. The term's allusive name is meant to make the listner picture a person with an actual rubber neck, thus burying the term's real significance in an air of comedic ignorance for those uninitiated in the peculiarities of the "culture."
The rubber necking motorists, crammed bumper to bumper in the street, shared a psychic ecstacy, at the sight of the mangled crash victims being pulled from the wreckage . The drivers' and passengers' pulses began to race in time at the spectacle, and their elavated rush of adrenaline would, much later, reveal its latent effects, in the high-pitched laughter and general joviality, of those who had earlier witnessed the dismal scene.
by ancestaera January 15, 2020
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Necking

When you're getting blown so hard, it goes down her throat into her neck.
Shelia was awesome, I skullfucked her so hard we were necking.
by TheGoyWonder October 15, 2017
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Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.
Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.
by Dog lips November 4, 2017
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rubber necking

A bloke who stands at a bar and loses control over the motor functions in his neck as birds walk past, hence the term 'rubber'necking.
Simo and roni at the boardwalk on a friday night...

Simo: "Check her out"

Ron: "man I am rubber necking tonight you?"
by ronisize February 12, 2006
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chicken necking

When a person is about to pass out and they look like they are choking.
A term used only for people who can't take the heat.
*a running person stops and gasps for air*

"Holy crap!! They chicken necking!! Get some water!!"
by Cazmanian Devil May 2, 2010
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