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Noways

adv. Informal

In no way or degree; nowise.
"I Don't Feel Noways Tired, I Came Too Far From Where I Started From. Nobody, Told Me That The Road Would Be Easy, But I Don't Believe He Brought Me This Far To Leave me"

- Hillary Rodham Clinton, March 2007, quoting Rev. Dr. James Cleveland
by Garinol April 4, 2009
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nowayskis

for when a moment of shock happens

a spicy way of saying ‘no way!’
person 1: oh no! that child just jumped off stealth at thorpe park!
person 2: nowayskis
by CarribeanPrince September 6, 2021
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nowaysemdroped

A large member of the Raptok community (also known as furry.chief.keef.) who is a fat and moronic coomer who has been under fire for sexually assaulting a minor and has had the messages proclaiming these accusations released by the public. He also posts about committing sexual crimes against music artists, stuffed animals, and anime girls. He is Mexican, but still says the N word for some reason. He is blatantly racist as well, commonly using the phrase “minority” as an insult. Nowaysemdroped must be stopped at any cause, leaving him dead or alive.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new nowaysemdroped video?

Person 2: Do you mean the one with evidence of him sexually assaulting a minor?

Person 1: Yeah, that’s the one.
by Soodonim August 23, 2022
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nowaynohow

By definition NOWAYNOHOW is a slimy creature that makes an appearance daily to rehash problems with past management and bad judgement of management from years and years ago which none of the parties involved are still around they have been gone for years.One who lies and twist facts around to fit his short vindictive agenda.One who only takes bits of facts and information(99.9%) of the time to fit his short bashing agenda
NOWAYNOHOW thinks they lost yet more money by selling some miniscule amount of batteries. Guidance for next quarter will be a small fraction of $25 million, which is the quarterly amount needed to achieve the CEO's tout of a "500% increase in sales this year."

With the disappointing guidance, the market will FINALLY figure out that the T***** "order" and touts of huge increases in revenue were simply more fluffery, like we've seen from this company so many times before. And the stock price will begin the collapse to below $2, where it will STILL be very-richly valued.

K****** will attempt to limit the damage by hinting that big things are just around the corner, and then there are always those Vanadium batteries down the line.

The touts on this board will tout that it was the best conference call ever.

And finally, B*** will convert his debt to shares at a much lower price than the current one.
by Kneal before Zod August 28, 2008
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noway2you

one of the greates youtubers of all time whos presence on youtube has made it a more better place for everyone . Though , not every1 likes this noway2you guy some people are so jelous of his greatness they write mean untrue things about him
i wish i was noway2you
by jebuss1234 November 22, 2010
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Nowaytoescape1

"Nowaytoescape1 is a literal Savage. Yeah dude I know Nowaytoescape1."
by Nowaytoescape1 January 22, 2022
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