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NFTs

A risky investment, bought using various cryptocurrencies on their assigned blockchains, that gets a bad rep because of people who didn’t do their research, from both sides of the argument.
Thing 1: I just bought some NFTs on the ethereum blockchain!

Thing 2: You idiot you could’ve just right clicked

Thing 1: 🙄

Thing 2: 🙄
by Comedic Silver May 4, 2022
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NFT

Short for non fuckable tard typically used when describing a person who buys Products such as digital pictures
Get away from me you NFT!
by Theonetruegamer February 9, 2022
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NFT

1) Abbr, for "Nice Fuckin' Titties." See Pornhub for additional information.

2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.
I had originally thought that Jessica's NFTs were her titties from a zip site, imagine my shock when all it was, WAS A GOD DAMN APE PICTURE!!
by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022
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NFT

An NFT, which stands for non-fungible token, is a unit of data employing technology that allows digital content from videos to songs to images.
What are NFts?
by NFTs April 7, 2022
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NFT

Person 1 - Ew look her boobs are kinda saggy
Person 2 - Hey! Appreciate her NFT!
by yomamasidepiece March 18, 2022
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NFT

Nice Floppy Tities.
Breasts that a bit soggy but nice.
John: Hey Steve! I noticed your sister has some NFT's
Steve: Ohh really? I didn't know she was into crypto.
John: No, not as crypto NFT's. NFT's as in Nice Floppy Tities
by johnthesinner January 11, 2023
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NFT

A crappy glorified JPEG of a furry OC smoking a cigarette or whatever sold at an exorbitantly large price fabricated from environmental hatred, a fuck ton of electricity, a lot of pixels, and a small pinch of creativity. Artists of these garbage heaps tend to avidly defend methods to get them for free, such as screenshotting (even though it's completely legal) and using right click>save as.
Did you see that NFT for sale?
Yeah, it was like a really pixelated Mona Lisa.
by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021
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