ned 

A ghost that lives in an air vent, and speaks with a very funny voice, sounding like barny from the simpsons but more high pitched!!!

if you ever hear a wind like sound from the air vent, it will be ned, he is a friendly ghost, but he may startle you with his magnificent voice!!!

ned by cocktail_queen October 11, 2007

Ned 

Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.

May also be used as a verb or an adjective.

Female gender variant: "Nedna"

Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"

Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"

Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."

Ned by Johnny Angel November 13, 2004

Ned 

Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.

Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"

Ned by Mr Genital May 21, 2017

ned 

an acronym for non-educated delinquent, a ned describes what a Londoner may refer to as a "rudeboy". This overly long and complicated word for such simpletons originated in Scotland.

Look at that herd of neds approaching us...

ned by Talfan August 5, 2005

NED 

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

NED by Ben December 2, 2003

ned 

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

ned by ycf ya bam December 28, 2005

ned 

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher

Will Hayles

ned by Will Hayles November 19, 2003