Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

Sandy Mutton

This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.

“Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.

by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020

Tobias Mutton

Tobias Mutton is a very circular man who is very experienced in all of the positions especially the "Slovakian traffic cone"position. Tobias only has 1 inch penis but quality over quantity and that is certainly true with his penis as it thrusts deep into Lucas masons ass. He's a beast above men and asserts his dominance over trannies and prostitutes.

Wow is that Tobias Mutton I would let him perform Slovakian traffic cone on my tight little asshole

by tobiaslover69 November 8, 2023

kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"

"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

atomic mutton

a group of nold slags out on the piss on a Saturday night

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

Dumb mutton

A person who is absolutely stupid, and doesn't know how to function properly.

You fucking dumb mutton

by inshay<3 December 24, 2020

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009