Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.

rob mutton has no pubes

by x ben english x April 28, 2023

Montana Mutton Buster

This involves a ball gag, sheep skin coat, (or sheep costume) and very rough anal sex

After finding out about Marissa cheating on me I gave her the Montana mutton buster last night

by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

cooper mutton

cooper muttons school photo is cooked and his sister is hot

cooper muttons sister is hot

by fortfag June 6, 2022

mutton over beef

when someone prefers people who blindly follow them over those that have issues with them

The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.

by kurohi42 September 15, 2020

Mutton Chopping

When a male gets a girl to reach climax by rubbing his mutton chops on her clit.

Hunter was Mutton Chopping Maddy last night because she needed help.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024