Musty

That good ass weed. When you walk into a place the smell hits you like a truck, also known from Shoreline Mafia’s song “Musty”

Who got that musty?? I’m trying to be higher than a kite.

by TooTurntShaila January 8, 2018

Mushy Cookie

a college game, often played in fraternaties, where many mles stand around in a circle masturbating. Whenever someone cum's, they giz on to the cookie that is placed in the middle of the circle. the last person to get off on to the cookie is forced to eat it by his "buddies"

The idiot agreed to join in on a game of mushy cookie without knowing what it is. Schmuck.

by Balzac November 30, 2003

mushyrooms

Used when talking about mushrooms in an affectionate manner.

Mmm mushyroom pizza!! I love mushyrooms!!!! Mushy mushy mushrooms!!

by Mushyroom_lover October 21, 2010

Mushy Head Special

During a fight, the back of a fat kids head gets soft when its being pounded by a fist.

Quit talking shit before I give you Mushy Head Special

by dead1234 March 31, 2009

Musty Dog

When a male straddles a female's face on all fours and she sucks his testicles while masturbating him with her hand.

Dude, last night I walked in on Katrina while she was giving Perry a musty dog.

Mr. Chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.

Terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the grass.

William: Hey Brandi. I think we should try something new today.
Brandi: Like what?

William: Give me a musty dog! Now!

Brandi: But William, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best musty dog!
William: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

Mr. Wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on Sunday afternoons.

(also frequently referred to as "getting a Wathen"

by Baskin McGlory June 23, 2012

mushymoo

to be used as a pet name for your beloved..or a description of one who is utterly romantic and as cute as a button.

awww ure so mushymoo
or
hey mush..u ok?

by joyb May 10, 2006

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015