Motley Trio

When a dwarf, an albino and a pregnant woman have a threesome while eating honeycombs/

I want to have a motley trio with your mom

by PinkUnicorn3 May 4, 2011

mittlesmirtz

For women, that slight - or sometimes not so slight twisting pain you feel in the middles if your menstral cycle indicating an egg was just released from the ovary. It was named after the physician who discovered its existence could be relied upon to a degree, for females who are in tune to their bodies and cycles. Of course he had to have a blizzard-O name!

Girl 1 - " oh! I just felt a quick pain right in my lower left pelvis, but now it's gone."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."

by The low down March 5, 2014

muttley

The canine sidekick of Dick Dastardly, featured in the 60's cartoons "Wacky Races" and "Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Flying Machines". Best known for helping/trolling his master Dastardly in his schemes, having a loving passion for medals and for his funny-as-hell laugh. If things aren't done his way, he will not give a single shit about what's gonna happen to you. Especially if you're Dastardly.

Dastardly: "Muttley! Do something!"
Muttley: "Rawrrwarr medal?"
Dastardly: "No medal Muttley! It's your duty to save me!"
Muttley: *proceeds to let his master fall off 2000 meters in the air and laughs* HIHIHIHIHIHIH.

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Motlette

Originating in Motueka in the North of New Zealand’s South Island, a Motlette is an aberration of the culinary world, generally created with eggs and the cheapest brand of two minute noodles. The name originates from an illiterate Motueka local who dropped his omelette recipe in his noodles. Motueka locals sometimes have a “Motlette sans eggs”, most people would just call this noodles. The Motlette is the inferior cousin of the Kaiklette.

Dan: I might have a Motlette for dinner. Would you like one?
Clint: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.

by dangermax July 18, 2019

mettle fatigue

Mettle means your ability to cope and persevere, so when your coping skills are exhausted, this is known as mettle fatigue.

The COVID-19 pandemic has caused near universal mettle fatigue.

Mettle fatigue caused a catastrophic failure to follow social distancing guidelines and resulted in a super spreader event with copious amounts of antisocial nearing .

by NeologianPJG February 24, 2021

Mothlegged

An adjective used to describe an unintelligent and dull person. The term comes from an old European insult describing someone as being "so stupid that he could not even stop a moth from eating off his entire leg". The term was first used by the Dutch poet Simon Vestdijk in a poem that was published in a local Newspaper in 1889 and later in a published collection of poems the following year.

"Markus has is incompetent at everything. He's such a mothlegged dunce."

by jollow2500 April 11, 2023

Gun Mettle Update

A well balanced combination of the Valve FPS game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive's weapon case system and skins system, and the weapons of the Valve FPS game: Team Foretess 2. This update to the game has been thought to try to help Team Fortress's trading appeal to some Counter Strike: Global Offensive traders. Adding 3 new maps and finishing a promised one (the snowplow was a lie!) Snowplow, Borneo, Powerhouse, and Suijun this gave Team Fortress 2 players a little something to chew on.

*random steam guy with #TF:GO at end of name*: "It's time to test my Gun Mettle in this new Gun Mettle update."

*another random guy*: "Wow this really made up for the E.T.O.L update!"

by thatoldguyoverthere August 24, 2015