Heavy masturbation, usually done 3-4 hours a day. One can even say someone who morbs off is addicted to masturbating, and even comes up with excuses as to why he must leave, when in reality he is masturbating. Derived from MorBSouL on battle.net.
by Mike & Mike March 17, 2005
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when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.
Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.
Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.
Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.
by calaburrito July 10, 2009
Get the morning strength mug.That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.
My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.
(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.
(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)
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*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
by Teh_Informer January 24, 2010
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Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
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