morganic

morganic is an amazing drink in which my friends call me because my name is morgan. mOrGaNiC is made with mainly LEMONSSSS

Morganic is amazing.

by LEMONS~MORGANIC May 10, 2018

Morality

Didn't Nietzsche say something along the lines of "Morality is a tool used by lesser men to keep the superior man down"?

Hym "No. I'm not trying to make your life worse. I'm trying to make mine better. And your selective morality is the tool that is (explicitly) being used to mitigate my ability to move up in the world. And if you'll do it to me you'll do it to anyone else who crosses you."

Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2022

marganit

a person who is annoying by name
and by nature
she can't help it
allow

anny: this person like, totally keeps calling me
holly: god what a marganit

by flaw October 30, 2007

Mormonity

the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult

Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!

Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.

by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.

"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."

by Ravio October 4, 2016

Morgantown, WV

A shitty place in West Virginia.. In fact, its sooo shitty that thers nothing to do or see, the place is filled with a bunch fucking rednecks, bunch of whites who might be racists, the malls dont even have a Zumiez.. Wow even Idaho has Zumiez all over their malls.... but really thank God I wasn't raised in West Virginia, I was raised in the most beautiful state of all states..... CALIFORNIA Motherfuckers!!!!! West Virginia can't afford it nor its shitty littke redneck & non rednecks. So please, avoid moving to West Virginia especially if your black cause there isn't any I believe, and because there's nothing to see or nothing to do..

Bro: Ey bruh, where you from?
Redneck Faggot: Morgantown, WV
Bro 1: WTF!! seriously bruh
Redneck Faggot: Yep I hate it, I regret being there
Bro: Man i thank God I was born in Los Angeles, CA
Redneck Faggot: Yea I wish I was born in California
Bro: Hahahaha! you faggot!!!

by Synyster Spanky December 27, 2011