Moot Dick

Once you bone your misso and the vag juice dries up and you go for a 2nd round and your cock has a mooty stench that burns the nostrils.

When julz whiffed his cock after smashing holly he had a case of moot dick.

by MrBoneHer November 10, 2017

Moot maarr

masturbation, pre-presenation excitation, i will be playing with my lund the whole day!

Dario likes to moot maarr. heavy moot marring at my place today

by Dagu August 6, 2007

moot lashes

i dont give a fuck

ur dick covered in moot lashes

by wilfred tit alot October 23, 2011

Moot marr

Mastrubation, excited pre-presentation style

everyone likes to moot marr

by BHANDY August 6, 2007

Boon moot

It is a form of medical treatment for a broken foot in the shape of a ugg boot but is most effective for those walking backwards.

Susan: Hey Jan! I love how you’ve bajazzled your boon moot!

by Me6728920229 January 2, 2019

Dirty Moot

When you're acting like a complete drunk belligerent ass and one of your friends intervenes by tackling you down, pinning you, and rubbing your face in the dirt until you admit defeat—in order to promptly correct your asshole behavior. The act of correcting a friend in this manner is the Dirty Moot.

If it wasn’t for Erik giving you a Dirty Moot, you’d of kept screaming and gotten the cops called on us.

by djclauseinthehouse March 18, 2019

busting moot

smoking marijuana

role up a joint and we will be busting moot!

by mjann May 7, 2009