A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.
Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE
by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019
Get the Potato Headed Mongoosemug. The first documented park crawl of 8 hooligan youths from Sydney, Australia. It was a rowdy day of intense alcoholism and drug use. In other words the oil caused carnage whilst loose.
by Truffle master May 16, 2014
Get the Operation strolling mongoosemug. by Jlock April 5, 2019
Get the are you petting my mongoosemug. You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019
Get the Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobramug. When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.
Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,
well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,
well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...
by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015
Get the Pulled the mongoosemug. by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023
Get the Hairy as a mongoosemug. 