hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.

Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."

by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021

Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.

by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018

Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011

Molesterious

An unsavory character poorly attempting to conceal his / her intent.

Did you see that molesterious guy keep staring at those kids over his book, he's really creeping me out.

by Davis Avis February 10, 2009

The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

by Carlossssssss January 16, 2009