moist

to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings

i cant believe that guy went to my house just so he could go to my room and moist away....

by Brian...Bitch March 22, 2005

Moist

Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.

Wow! That made me moist!

by Pitorch April 24, 2005

Moist

Adj, awsome, or pleasurable. Origin: Hebrew

Dude, that concert was so moist!

by Daniel L. Jackson February 21, 2008

Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

by Birdman February 10, 2005

moist

A person who is wack, weak, or just can't keep up with the scene. Referring to the vaginal area, but to be used directed only towards men. This phrase is best used with "below the belt"

Did you see Jake on the last run? Yo, he can't keep up, he's moist below the belt

by Ty Martin December 31, 2007

moist

to be cool, brought out in south central bel air-bring it out in your city

that ride is moist

by Neo June 3, 2003

moist

see loserbhoy

by Anonymous October 15, 2003