moist

Something that is bad; not good.

"I just got a ticket for running a red light! That's totally moist!"

by sd_goldilocks April 5, 2009

moist

Basically, in a nutshell everyone's least favorite word

"Ewww of all projects Mrs. Saggytitties dissecting a FROG!!"
"Yes and you just gonna have to frickin deaLLLLLLL with ITTTT"
"why is it so moist?"
WHOLE CLASS-"AAAAAHHHGGGGGGGG"
(everyone is just running everywhere and passing out and ripping their heads off)
news reporter-"hear at Bikini Bottom Middle School many kids are going oof and being sent to the hospital because of the word moist for all the families of the victims of this attack we understand your lives will never be the same so might as well send you all the bag of penises I got from my mother for my birthday I've been trying to get rid of enjoy :) and we wish you all the best"

by noneyabeeezzzwaxxx April 29, 2019

moist

good; used when describing your feelings about a person, place, or thing in a positive light. A funny definition of good.

My car is really moist., Wow! Your girlfriend is really moist., That movie was incredibly moist., (first guy)Hey dude, how ya' hangin'? (second guy) Still moist, man., (First chick) How was your date last night girlfriend? (second chick) He was sooo moist!

by Greg Stanforth, first used "moist" as "good" in 1982 July 24, 2008

moist

darryl's asshole

darryl's ass is 'moist'

by anonymous April 7, 2003

the moist

incorrectly pronounced word which is meant to be pronounced 'the mouaoust'

here comes the moist the magic moist

by Hele March 17, 2005

moist

its the insides of a ladies thong when she walks past my wood

as my wood grew it became evident that she was moist from the noise her minge was making, and the dripping down her leg

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

MOIST

when something is awesome, cool, amazing

dude, thats so moist!
see that chick over there? she's lookin moist.

by ohcoolguyzz April 6, 2009