noun
1. A female who can take care of you when you're out partying, but can still hang like one of the fellas.
2. A female who takes you as her child, but she is also your friend.
1. A female who can take care of you when you're out partying, but can still hang like one of the fellas.
2. A female who takes you as her child, but she is also your friend.
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Get the yo mimby mug.DUDE!!!! Look at that momb!!
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Get the mombo number 5 mug.A mom, usually around middle age, that goes to the gym, tans, tries to look like shes 20, and hooks up with people that are much younger than her.
Similar to a cougar.
Similar to a cougar.
by J Rex March 30, 2011
Get the mombro mug.Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.
My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.
Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.
There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.
Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.
There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.
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She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.
She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.
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