monk dimin'

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.

"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles

by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008

monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

Monk off

The act of female masturbation

Oh shit did you see her I totally walked in on her trying to monk off to iron man 3

by Tonata April 5, 2015

monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg

monk hats protect the monkes!

by monk moky June 23, 2021

monk shot

When a male is hit in the testicles.

person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.

by DeathSquad June 20, 2008

Monk Mode

Being on the journey of forming habits you think the successful version of you would do.

Person 1: Let's go out tonight, text Izzy to come
Person 2: I'm down, but Izzy is in Monk Mode right now. He is probably working on his business.

by Falvarezmay December 28, 2022

monk punk

A variant strain of science fiction where lovable technophile monks are the heroes of misadventures unfolding in a post-apocalyptic era. These wacky abbots and friars play crucial roles in preserving scientific and philosophical knowledge, even though it gets warped and twisted through the filter of religious superstition, often to ridiculous extremes. Bonus points for radioactive mutants, deformities, plague, witch burnings, alien visitations, nuclear fallout. Like other -punk genres, this one has nothing to do with punk rock, except maybe if you count the mutants.

Contrast with cyberpunk and steampunk, two related sci-fi "punk" sub-genres.

Walter Miller's A Canticle for Leibowitz and Neal Stephenson's Anathem are the twin towers of Monk Punk, a sci-fi genre which might as well include The Name of the Rose, since Europe's Dark Ages were pretty much a post-apocalyptic nightmare of their own.

by rainbow coma June 3, 2010