Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007

monopoly

A euphemism for marijuana in Seattle's Eastside.

Want to play monopoly?

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

monopoly

Code word for weed or getting high or anything with pot.

Ex: I want to play monopoly.
Ex: We need some more monopoly money

by Greer April 24, 2005

monopoly fuck

When playing gears of war and you kill everyone on the other team under 15 seconds.

Wow! All of you got MONOPOLY FUCKED!

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

Monopoly

Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything

Dude 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Dude 2 : Playin monopoly, I'll call you back later.
Dude 3 : Dude wtf

by Not Mike Prata March 11, 2010