Herman Melville

Dumb boy poo poo sailor boy, I hope you have scurvy.

"Hey, you see that guy covered in poop over there?"

"Yeah, that's Herman Melville, he--"

"I hope he has scurvy."

by Professor Richard Rockhard October 27, 2020

melvin

front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia

Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.

by Katie May 13, 2005

Melvin

A Melvin is one of the best friends one person could have, they are always supportive and have an open heart. They sometimes hide their real feelings but if you become their friend they will open their heart out to you. Melvins are one of the best people you could meet so if you meet one keep him. Some Melvins are tall and most play sports. They are really easy to talk to and they will defend themselves and their friends(if needed.) Also he is smart and most likely loves to work out and cardio is his weakness.

"Hey, what's that dudes name?"
"His name is Melvin, he's so nice and I'm happy to call him MY bestfriend!"

"Oh, that's cool!"

by Okay so basically, I'm me. November 28, 2018

Melvin

A person who thanks god for everything he gets, and cherriesh his love to god and is really blessed and giving.

Be A Melvin

by Umpalobalokinas August 20, 2020

Melvinator

Someone incapable of taking anything seriously or getting upset, much to the annoyance of others

Oh my god she's such a Melvinator, she's so damn happy all the TIME

by Ten98 March 10, 2009

dirty melvin

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

by Tarbaby25 May 19, 2020

Full melvin

A wedgie and melvin at the same time. Ie. A wedgie in the front and back.

This is particularly uncomfortable for males, and far worse a punishment / bullying tactic than a mere wedgie itself.

This romper is too small, feels like a it's giving me a perpetual full melvin as I walk.

by TacoBit June 3, 2017