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Missing Pieces

(Person who doesnt know its a amputee club) Dude, MIssing Pieces must cost an arm and a leg!
by Dark Mono May 15, 2007
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Missing Sausage

Humourous pet-name for Mississauga, a western suburb of Toronto.
It takes ages to get anywhere in Missing Sausage because there aren't enough buses and everything is spread out too much.
by Rosemary April 17, 2004
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Missing Time Experience

The feeling of spontaneously moving from one point in time to another one much later knowing you were there, but with no recollection of any of the events in between. May or may not be brought on by chemical abuse. Can be caused by a significant Teflon Moment.

Also used as a place holder for a missing memory.
Most of my college weekends are a Missing Time Experience.
by Claybabe2k December 30, 2009
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Mistin'

to be so excited to the point that you might almost shit your pants, or mist pheces out of your butthole.
by hisdudeness300 September 7, 2005
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missing

1)To not have information of some kind or used when something is stupid or pointless
2)when hyphanted MISSING means lacking what the hyphanated word is Brian-missing means stupid, fun-missing means boaring
Word invented as far as i can tell in Scott Westerfeld book Pretties, said by brain damaged teenagers whome i find funny.
"How could you be so missing"
"This teacher is brain-missing"
"This party is missing"
by Cailyn February 19, 2007
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missing link

Creationists' undisputed proof that evolution is 100% wrong. The standard reasoning is that, since not every single human being who has ever lived since before we were human beings has been dug up, we don't know for 100% sure that they're all *really* related.

Resulting alternate postulations necessarily involve the sudden mass-extinction of one species, almost immediately followed by the magical and/or miraculous introduction of a new species - homo sapiens - by the creationist's deity of choice, be it God or aliens.

Despite the fact that this "theory" cannot hold up to a tiny fraction of the rigor they grace the theory of evolution with, proponents of intelligent design often fervently insist that the "missing link" in the chain of evolution is undeniable proof that the theory of evolution is entirely unfounded, and that their highly unlikely postulate of intelligent design must be the only logical solution.

In reality, the "missing link" represents but one piece of missing evidence among millions of pieces of existing evidence for evolution. This can be contrasted to the almost complete lack of any evidence whatsoever for the proposed alternate theory of intelligent design, as well as the willful ignorance of any physical evidence that does in fact exist (which is commonly dismissed by arguments such as "LOL THE DEVIL PUT IT THERE").

The field of psychology explains that this type of reasoning has its roots in a phenomenon known as the "confirmation bias", which is the tendency of a person to seek out and interpret information which enforces their predrawn conclusions and reject information which challenges said conclusions. The confirmation bias can be found at the heart of many junk sciences in which conclusions are drawn before any physical evidence is gathered to lead one to that conclusion.
EVOL_TION

Creationist: It's the missing link! The answer must be Intelligent Design!
by General Septem May 23, 2009
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masting hole

A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.
frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)
by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013
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