Ass Missles

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

Mistlebro

When a straight male encounters another straight male, usually a friend, under the mistletoe and non-sexually kisses them in line with the Christmas tradition.

"Did you hear? John and Tom TOTALLY mistlebro'd at the Christmas party. It wasn't gay, though."

by Ger-many December 15, 2014

Missle

A fun toy presidents use.

"This guy is offending me. Ima drop a missle on him."

"Well, missles go boom and they're dangerous, and i don't wanna start a war...."

"So you want one too?"

"Umm.... nope"

by thisisgaymerica September 13, 2018

Misal

Secreat identity-BATMAN

I am Misal and I am Batman

by GARFIELD Kent September 28, 2018

misleading

causing someone to believe something that is not true:
misleading information/statements
Coments must not create a misleading impression.

misleading comment!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Missleblower

A gullible person that would rather choke on Trump's cock than realize that he is a terrible President.

That Missleblower actually thinks Trump is the best president ever and wont be impeached

by SpasticSarcastic November 4, 2019

Misalotic

misalotic yote yeet

These spuds are misalotic!
That was a Misalotic issue!
Thy are you sooooo Misalotic.
Please leave or I will jump into a Misalotic hole.

by Seristic February 6, 2020