minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.

Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.

by Leswaggawagon July 17, 2012

minivaning

a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway

mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?

by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

miniver

A very demented and tormented child. Though she has a smile on her face and laughs alot the real reason shes smiling is because shes planning your deaht. Most of her friends she is normal too but her demonic buddy Molly knows exactly whats shes like. Most would see her as Hades daughter.

"That Miniver is freaky dude." -Guy

by lovablenerdx December 27, 2009

minivag

the vagina-looking shape a female's pants make in her crotch region while she is sitting(especially when she's wearing denim). this very same shape can be formed by a sitting male as well.

I couldn't take my eyes off her minivag as she sat there, legs uncrossed and trembling.

by thomas fogle April 30, 2007

Minivafle

He is only 1337 @ Irc not a nerd

1337 u see

by jegermeg December 10, 2003

Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back

Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee

by Bferrari260 August 15, 2016