minivag 

the vagina-looking shape a female's pants make in her crotch region while she is sitting(especially when she's wearing denim). this very same shape can be formed by a sitting male as well.

I couldn't take my eyes off her minivag as she sat there, legs uncrossed and trembling.

minivag by thomas fogle April 30, 2007

minivan theory 

A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:

1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.

2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.

The following observations conclude the following:

No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.

Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?

minivan theory by ragemeek March 27, 2007

minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.

minivan by Minivanna White May 13, 2005

Mom's minivan 

Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."

Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!

Mom's minivan by EwwGirls September 3, 2010

minivan

A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...

minivan by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004

minivan

adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.

minivan by Muskox September 1, 2008

minivan

A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."

minivan by melinuxfool November 18, 2007