A person who is
approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the
Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder
Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.
As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to
download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth
watching eventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway