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minivanner 

The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.
Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.

Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.
Miniflex by tehvesti December 17, 2003

minimalenialist 

Millenials that live life minimally
Today's 30 year olds are minimalenialist, buying and living on and with much less sentimental excess.
minimalenialist by Pitzy Reed February 18, 2017

miniwaffle 

A young horny pre-teener.
I have a miniwaffle as a cousin.
miniwaffle by Skidsed July 5, 2018

Minimallennial 

A person who is approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.
As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watching eventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway
Minimallennial by Ughhseriouslywow September 27, 2021