The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.
Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.
Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.
A person who is approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.
As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watching eventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"