The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.
Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.
Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.
A person who is approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.
As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watching eventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.