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Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.
1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.
by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011
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Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good
After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.
by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007
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Grand MILF

Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.
She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.

If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.

I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.
by The Continental June 16, 2008
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Tiger Milf

A hot Asian mom who takes care of herself and is really fit, trim, focused, disciplined and just crazy hot as a result.
(At the grocery store, gym, daycare, etc:) Damn I wouldn't mind finding me some Tiger Milf..
by solis1 February 28, 2011
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chocolate milf

An attractive black (or African American) mother; or, a black (or African American) mother which you would like to fuck.
Wade: That black girl over there is pretty hot.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
by Its the dogg January 3, 2008
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MILF

A super hot mum that you'd like to f**k.

Means:

Mother I'd Like to F**k
Guy 1: Matt's Mum is a total MILF
Every other Guy: Yup...mmm
by Richie Johnson April 9, 2006
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MILF

Shay's mom is the farthest thing from a MILF.
by ShayBayy August 18, 2008
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