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The mice are feet up.

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.
"Dude! What's wrong?"

"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."
by songwritez November 2, 2011
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Mices

Mices is several groups of mice
"There are mices in Germany, Russia and India
by ChanniiRob🤘🏻 August 15, 2016
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When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.
Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.
by patootie's girl December 23, 2017
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Chocolate mice

The act of anally accepting rodents as foreplay.
Hey hun should we start with the chocolate mice to get in the mood?
by anonymous January 7, 2023
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mice attack

That 's a mice attack
by Not Norway January 20, 2020
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Mice

mad nice. often used by kids who abreviate 24/7 for no reason (real reason)
dude these bids (black kids) are mice at basketball....duh.
or
theres money (mad honey) MICE!
by Nigiar McGently November 5, 2009
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