Messi Moment

An unbelievable moment of pure skill on a football pitch, so much so that it only happens once in a lifetime.

My Messi Moment was when I scored a 360 degree bicycle kick from the halfway line and it went top corner

by FatScholes June 2, 2016

messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017

messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"

It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes

by Bay Way October 14, 2016

Messy Bitch

Someone who runs out of arguments and brings up the past to support their position.

Yeah, he brought up a past fight when we went rock climbing. What a messy bitch.

by kallaylay August 28, 2020

messy fun

When a couple make love during the women's menstruation period.

Guy: Lets go to bed!
Girl: No, I'm in my Red Zone
Guy: That's ok, it will be messy but fun!
Girl: Sure, I'm up for some messy fun!

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015

Messy Marv

yay area rapper...get on my hype beezy

That's whats up fool

by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005