Armenian for: "MILF Hunter". A male, usually of Armenian descent. Melkons are shorter and have disproportional sized noses, arms, and nipples. Unlike their Armenian peers, they are not as hairy. They love to dance, but when it comes to their love lives, they keep their information private.
Kristen: "Hey Traci, did you see that guy's nipples?"
Traci: Yeah he is such a Melkon...but he sure can dance!
Traci: Yeah he is such a Melkon...but he sure can dance!
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Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.
Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
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Get the melonmaniac mug.melon be smellin is a series in tiktok by the user@melon.n.finn . the series started out with melon but then went on with its co-show: finn gets a sniff in. how the series started when melon smelt baby bel cheese, and if she didn’t like the smell, which he didn’t, he would make a very vulgar face that would probably make you laugh. since then he’s gain recognition on tiktok as being a very funny dude with his cats melon.n.finn . 10/10 series for anyone watching, 12/10 for cat lovers like me.
twitch chat: watch melon be smellin
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.
joe bartolozzi: dude what
*10 minutes of watching melon.n.finn later
joe bartolozzi: this is so great dude i love it so much.
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