Emotional moobs are moobs caused by a hormonal imbalance in the body due to emotional instability, usually from a traumatic event in early childhood but occasionally later in life. Emotional moobs can be easily confused with Fat Guy Moobs (or FGM) due to their similar disgusting, sweaty appearance.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
Dave: My emotional moobs keep lactating everywhere.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
by MoobMilk September 4, 2011
Get the Emotional Moobs mug.Visible breasts on a man. Most commonly caused by being overall fat and thus having plenty of fatty tissue in the chest area, resulting in flappy, disgusting, saggy moobs.
Can also refer to the breasts on males suffering from gynecomastia, a condition which causes the growth of feminine looking breasts on a biologically male body. Men with gynecomastia typically have fairly small moobs in comparison to men who have moobs caused by fat, but occasionally a more severe case occurs, resulting in gorgeous, large, feminine breasts that many females would envy.
Although it is somewhat rare, the word "moobs" may sometimes be used to describe a man's pectoral muscles if they are particularly large and luscious. This use is uncommon due to the negative connotation of "moobs," and the fact that the word brings up unpleasant imagery even when used positively.
Can also refer to the breasts on males suffering from gynecomastia, a condition which causes the growth of feminine looking breasts on a biologically male body. Men with gynecomastia typically have fairly small moobs in comparison to men who have moobs caused by fat, but occasionally a more severe case occurs, resulting in gorgeous, large, feminine breasts that many females would envy.
Although it is somewhat rare, the word "moobs" may sometimes be used to describe a man's pectoral muscles if they are particularly large and luscious. This use is uncommon due to the negative connotation of "moobs," and the fact that the word brings up unpleasant imagery even when used positively.
Andy decided to get his moobs surgically removed- his gynecomastia was pretty bad. Poor guy.
Girl: Damn, look at that pair of moobs! *gropes* So.... firm.... and lucious....
Boy: Er, could you please stop touching my chest like tha-
Girl: Shh. Just let it happen. *continues groping*
Girl: Damn, look at that pair of moobs! *gropes* So.... firm.... and lucious....
Boy: Er, could you please stop touching my chest like tha-
Girl: Shh. Just let it happen. *continues groping*
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Get the moobs mug.The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people
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