by a mdosi January 13, 2009
Get the Mdosi mug.The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"
Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"
In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"
In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
by Realmendrinkbeer94 June 20, 2011
Get the mosin-nagant mug.Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.
by Harry P. March 12, 2007
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Steve: Mate.. That is Mosiah.
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Jonny: Damn.. How does he do it?!?
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by Walter Whitty White March 9, 2015
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by someguy291 September 29, 2010
Get the moosic mug.A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.
1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.
2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.
3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.
2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.
3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.
by Trisbreya February 20, 2009
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