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mosin-nagant 

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
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Mdosi • moosing • Moosie • Moosi • Mosi • Mosin-Nagant • Moosin' • Mosima • mosit • meosis
Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.
"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."
Moosin' by Harry P. March 12, 2007
Strong, good-looking, caring family-man that will put a smile on anyone's face and makes everyone feel good about themselves, especially his girlfriend/wife
Jonny: Dude, who's that guy that all the girls seem to be crazy about?
Steve: Mate.. That is Mosiah.
Jonny: Damn.. How does he do it?!?
Steve: It's just Mosiah, init? That's what he does.
guy#1 what music do cows listen to?

guy#2 I don't know

guy#1 moosic!

guy#2 that was the stupidest pun i ever heard what are you 5!?
moosic by someguy291 September 29, 2010
A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.
1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.

2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.

3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.
Moosiah by Trisbreya February 20, 2009
A type of dude take your bitch and give her back
That guy is such a mosiah
Mosiah by Sorashiro July 21, 2017
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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