bert mccracken

bert mccracken is the singer from the coolest band The Used.i cant even explain how fucken awesome bert is..theirs just no words to describe him.i just want to hug him and never let go.i love you bert!<3

i have no clue what im doing.rock on bert mccracken.

by aikoalala September 25, 2005

bert mccracken

yay yay yay!! bert makes me happy my sisters and friends dont understand its not about looks (or even heigene<bad spelling) its somthing i cant explain

and his eyes are amazing

by Susie August 16, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN

amazing artist, only person who can get away with the whole greasy- hair- but- still- really- hot thing (other than gerard way) im gonna see him in a month or so at the college thank god hes so effing hot!!!!!

omg ur so hot just like bert!

by xblacktornheartx March 31, 2005

Phil McCraken

A TSA agent that enjoys his work a little too much. Sounds like, Feel-My-Crack-in. Relative of Pat McGroin's.

I got reamed by Phil McCraken and his brother Pat McGroin at the airport this morning.

by noiseboy January 2, 2012

tim mcgraw

the sexiest country singer alive

tim mcgraw is so sexy

by asdfjkl May 8, 2003

McCracker

the name for a person who allows their pants to fall low enough to reveal thier butt crack.

Donna: Hey Susie McCracker? Aren't you cold?
Susie: OMG! How long was my crack showing?
Donna: About 10 seconds

by XcPrincessB March 10, 2009

bert mccracken

A Sexy and Hot (Although a bit a dirty looking) Lead Singer for the band the used who also is a great writer and Vocalist, and has Friends (The Other band members) WHo are = in talent!

The Used, AFI, Deftones, APC/Tool, Vendetta Red, and Chevelle all Rule!

Bert McCracken Is goinbg to be a rich rich genius if he keeps up with these amazing records.

by A Milly Dollys September 19, 2003