Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018

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Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.

Matt blow is such a piece of shit.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

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matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked

damn his penis was a matt baxter

by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019

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Matt Beck

Some dude who will clap the cheeks in the hot tub, and make sure he snags your girl chugs some RC Cola and get that dub on the Fortnite Xbox One XP edition.

Matt Beck is a chill dude who gets the guys.

by reeeeeeee. April 5, 2019

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Matt Bellassai

To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.

Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!

My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!

by CarmaJ November 28, 2019

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