stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

mantics

The antics that ensue when manpanions are together

1. I left you alone for 5 minutes and the mantics have started.

2. Everytime Phil goes out with his manpanion, the mantics ensue.

3. When they start showing their asses, you know the mantics have started.

by Sick of Johnnys October 23, 2007

matis

An amazing person that is attractive, very kind , nice and funny.
If you have the opportunity to date a Matis do it.

OMG I would like to be like Matis he is so perfect!

by Jacko lantern November 24, 2020

Matisse

A blonde inbread whore, often described as dumb. Some may also describe her as a stupid straight haired idiot.

Eg-

‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’

by lilsprink April 24, 2022

Matisse

a blue whale the biggest whale in the ocean but also like a baluga whale with her huge brain tuma. CHOP THAT MEAT DENNIS

matisse how are the plankton

by Walahwooboo December 4, 2018

intense-o-matic

intense to the max =D

Aaron you are intense-o-matic

by Jamie1 March 21, 2008

Jizz-O-Matic

A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants

The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!

by Marvin21 February 22, 2010