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Mased

Mased is similar to based. Except the term mased is used to describe something you see but it depends on what it is.
Example 1:

P1:Awww look at those two people hugging. It's adorable:)
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased man.

Example 2:
P1: Oh my god, can you believe what Becky just did? What a bitch!
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased if you ask me

Example 3:

P1: I hate my school. My teachers. My classmates. They can't understand me!!! Y'know what will teach them?! My dads AK.
P2: Don't do it man, it isn't worth it.
P1: But...yeah. You're right. It would be mased of me to do that.
by thepicklegod July 1, 2021
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mazed

cummed, orgamised
Grum mazed on me and the bed sheets
by skaterj666 October 5, 2010
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mashed

he was so mashed
by justanothersomebody March 11, 2003
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Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.
It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.
by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018
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Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
by itsmine August 31, 2011
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The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True
by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012
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Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.
"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."
by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014
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