how to masturbate

girls:
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub clit
have fun ;)

guys:
take off clothes
rub dick
have fun ;)

by sexybaby August 5, 2003

masturbate

To sexually pleasure oneself to orgasm. Usually better than sex, because, not only do you know what you want better than a partner, there's no risk of STD or pregnancy! Everyone does it, though most people don't like to admit to it.

Betty: I masturbate, what's wrong with it?

Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?

Betty: Yes...

Jane:...is it good?

by LuffySP July 8, 2005

masturbate

to touch and play with yourself for sexual pleasure until a climax. for girls: take your finger and rub your nice pussy in circles until you almost reach your climax then stop....then do the circles again...do this 4 times and your climax will be better than usual... for guys: take your hand and wrap it around your cock on your cock...then move your hand up and down until you reach your climax ...you can also jerk on your cock to fell better...

Jenny: I masturbate all the time!

Danielle: So do I!!

Jenny and Danielle: It feels so good!

by Rachel O. Biancardi March 24, 2008

masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

masturbate

something every girl had done at some point

i love to masturbate with my glow-in-the-dark vibrator

by lsafkj` November 9, 2008

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005