Masturbake

Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat.

I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.

by Saucyz May 2, 2018

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

mastercrate

a man or women touching their self’s.

“i mastercrate for the 8th time today”.

by meandkforever April 5, 2022

Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..

What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!

by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022