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Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.
Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!
by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021
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Masterball Effect

The psychological dilemma that occurs when playing a video game and feeling the need to conserve powerful/unique items til the end of the game in fear of not being able to win without them and instead using worse items. This usually ends in disappointment as the powerful/unique items are then never used but the game is still won in a more difficult manner using the weaker and useless items.
I just played the new COD campaign and saved the RPG til the end but didn't even need it, must have been the masterball effect.
by Evanjames915 May 10, 2021
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masturbade

Masturbade is the product of masturbating (cum, jizz, semen, spunk, etc). This word is kin to marinade versus marinate. Marinate is a verb (He marinated the steak) and a marinade is a noun (He put the marinade on the steak).
It took him an hour to clean up the masturbade.
by marinader September 19, 2009
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Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.
We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.
by howieman December 26, 2009
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masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.
Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
by zerordie323 January 23, 2011
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mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."
by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
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Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate
The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?
by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004
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