Markus

The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself

I LIKE BIG MARKUS BALLS IN MY ASS

by Markus da labomanol May 20, 2022

Markus

Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.

Person1: i have a crush on someone.
Person2: oooO, is it Markus?
Person1: no ew wtf

by Lmfaonoluckheremarkus May 3, 2023

Markus

Probably a good dad. Looks like a dad.

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.

by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 4, 2022

Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her

i markus my cousin

by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021