Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

markers

A drawing utensil used for making powerful weapons

Timmy used his markers to create a sword, and he took over the school.

by extra handsome squidward October 21, 2020

Zombie Marker

A marker who is deep underground.

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Grass Marker

A character in Find the Markers who lays in the grass all day thinking about life.

Guy#1: Where's Grass Marker?

Guy#2: Idk, thinking about life.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Inverted Marker

A marker with unusual colors.

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Marker-Pilled

Could be anything, or nothing

“That smushed frog is Marker-Pilled”

by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021