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Manginapocalypse

The ever-accelerating pandemic that is overly-affectionate, under-masculine, all-round needy and obsessive men.

The turn-tide whereby women have assumed a detached, casual approach to relationships, leaving men susceptible to high levels of discarded estrogen and emotion; the domino effect of such an imbalance results in the widespread infection of almost all men in the modern-day woman's life.
Mandy: "Why are all the men in my life acting like little bitches?!"

Sandy: "Your lady-balls are too big. Best watch the notebook and cry about nothing before we have a full-scale manginapocalypse on our hands."
by Lou135 November 9, 2012
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Maniner

Verb - The Wrongful delegation of any task because of inherent laziness and/or giving someone else something to do when it would be faster and more efficient to do that task yourself.
"Hey John can you please go answer the phone, I can't possibly answer it, I am too busy watching television" - Jim
"Don't maniner me, Jim! Answer the damned phone." - John
by JoJoFreakboy November 2, 2013
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manliner

ew check out how much manliner pete wentz is wearing! whoever told him that was ok was setting him up for mockery
by Da Beeve January 21, 2009
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enemy of mankind

It's a nick name for the best DJ of the world, DJ Stoupe. Often will hear him as "Stoupe, the enemy of man kind." He is in an islamic, heavily religious underground hip-hop band called Jedi Mind Tricks (BESTBANDEVAR).
"yo yo yo yo yo yo jedi mind baby
Iledelph stand by, baby, naw I'm sayin? Ikon the Hologram
JusAllah, Jusallah
My man Chico, enemy of mankind......"
Jedi Mind Tricks - Retaliation
by Tibet Kara December 3, 2007
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mandingo

tribe from africa with giant penis's who migrated to trinidad they were also great warriors
the mandingo tribe were forced to move to trinidad to harvest sugar kane they chose the mandingo tribe cause they had bigger snakes in there pants to scare off the snakes in the feild
by the great genie kazim February 13, 2010
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mankin

a really kick ass person who everybody likes
yo man you such a mankin
by bigdiggitydog July 3, 2006
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manliness

1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.
Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!

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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H November 11, 2005
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