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Pussy Mantis 

A pussy mantis is an aggressive vagina that devours the penis from tip to shaft and leaves it raw!
Carl: I was walking through the woods, and out of No where I was attacked by a Pussy Mantis, she was so aggressive, I'm shocked she didn't bite my "head" off.
Pussy Mantis by ThecarlEffect September 24, 2015

Black Bummed Praying Mantis 

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.
I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

Human Praying Mantis 

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
Human Praying Mantis by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

penny mantis 

A homosexual man who bites the head off of its prey after having long hours of hot, steamy sex. Also known to be on the prowl for it's prey after dusk.
the Penny Mantis has struck again!
penny mantis by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

ass mantis 

mantis which lives on the front covers of maths books.
ass mantis by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Dupreying mantis 

noun - a predator, particularly sexually on small children (7-10 years). Tends to favor the anus over other body parts. Enjoys giving Cleveland Steamers and making slaths.
1. Douglas is a Dupreying mantis and he got arrested for sexual predation.
2. There was a law passed to arrest all of the Dupreying mantisses because of their tendencies.
Dupreying mantis by Douglas Page February 28, 2005